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Sasuke's Birthday Surprise This is a SasuNaru story.. if you don't like it.. don't read it. "Happy birthday Sasuke-kun!!" "Happy birthday Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke sighed as yet again all of his fangirls were wishing him a happy birthday and piling present upon present on him. It was nuts... and he was sure that they should know by now that he didn't want them. He shook his head. He hated his birthday... it just reminded him that he was nowhere nearer to his goal and the fangirls seemed to have designated it their 'worship Sasuke' day. However.. there was one person that he'd actually like to hear it from that never did say it. He walked home,

Well my name's Ellis, This here is Nick You'll have to excuse him He can be a real prick. Who would have thunk it? The conman and the hick Who would a thought Things would just click. Never saw it coming myself But now I don't think I could be with anyone else. We're a right pair we are A red queen to a black king. But just look at how nice I look! Sportin' this here wedding ring. We'll always be together, Even when we've up and grown old. Our story! it's already being told By millions of fanboys and girls, Found all over the world.

Nick's poem: A southern hick with a drawl so sweet, has almost swept me off my feet. This may sound gay, I know it's true, but without him, my life is doomed. It's sad to say that I'm an ass, but I do have my moments still. And now if you'll excuse me, I have undead to kill. Ellis's poem: I love you more than horses, I love you more than rain. I love you more than coasters, Even when you cause me pain. I hope you know I love you, 'cause no one else would say, "I love you too, you stupid hick. Now will you go away?"